so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
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She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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