i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
