Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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