the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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