Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
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Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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