Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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