In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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