You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
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Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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