Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
they're like a gay fantastic four
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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