i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
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I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
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well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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