So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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