matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Randomize