Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
me + whiskey = a bad person
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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