You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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