Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
he puts the penis in happiness.
even my farts smell like vagina
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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