He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
