bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
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That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
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I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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