he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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