soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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