Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Randomize
