Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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