Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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