Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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