Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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