He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
