y did u give ur computer a hand job?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
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