I hate all girls vehemently.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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