Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
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When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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