Christians are straight up FREAKS
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
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she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
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After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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