I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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