drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
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Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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