What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
