I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
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While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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