Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
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He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
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When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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