It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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