I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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