I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
My vagina is very pro this idea
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
