Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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