no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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