He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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