this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
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Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
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Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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