I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
Randomize
