I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
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My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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