im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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