She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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