Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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