I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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