Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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