Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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