just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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