Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
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YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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