susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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