I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
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How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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