med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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