Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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