Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
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i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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