im six kinds of drunk right now
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
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It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Enjoy the penises
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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