i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
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We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
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I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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